Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US’s 250th independence celebrations.
Biff Tannon everybody.
Did anyone expect a low IQ felon rapist to have class?
This is what America looks like when people let the village idiots out-vote them.
I hope it flops even harder than his stupid military birthday parade.
Anything to avoid releasing the Epstein Files.
I suppose it is a small mercy that Hulk Hogan isn’t around anymore…
He could not be the next pope, but being alike Maximus is now within reach
Gross
Mountain Dew Camacho was a better president
The president’s limo will be there on the front lawn, up on blocks with it’s wheels and hood missing. A few barrels will be interspresed with fire for warmpth.
Trump will be seated on a beaten up old lawn chair, the kind that your parents had in the 70s and never got around to replacing. To his right there’s a styrofoam cooler; the kind you get at a gas station when your heading out fishing with your pa. It’s filled with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Melania will put her hair up in a Peggy Bundy beehive and squeeze her aging ass into pair of daisy dukes and cowboy boots.
Joe Rogan appears and kneels before Trump before the match begins. But instead of kissing a ring, it’s a beer tab.
The festivities begin with Kid Rock catterwalling out what he thinks is the national anthem, but is actually just a bunch of random lyrics he put together during the last time he blacked out.
Dean Cain is the “celebrity” referee for the match and Kevin Sorbo is there to provide some colour commentary alongside Rogan.
Due to the unpopularity of all of them, no one wants to volunteer to be the people in the match, so it eventually Trump sends ICE out to round up some homeless people and it quickly devolves into bumfights_dot_com
It’ll be great!
I can see this now as a Street Fighter level background.
This is what happens when Biff Tannen becomes Dear Leader.
At least Biff Tannen can conceive of a plan and carry it through.
Without help from his father.
Tannen can read an almanac. I don’t think that Trump could manage that.
I think he’s functionally illiterate. I’ve never seen him read for more than a few seconds.
Honestly that would be an upgrade at this point.
What a fucking lowlife.
Wow this is peak white trash. Is kid rock going to sing the national anthem?
Kid Rock will be there to sing Fortunate Son
Please don’t give them any ideas
well duh
There are only whites in fighting sports? The fuck you smoking
I think you misunderstand the sentiment of white trash. Nowhere did they say there only whites in fighting sports.
I have seen all folks and cultures holding trashy illegal fighting tournaments I don’t understand
classy
What to do when you need a couple pitbulls to complete the scenario but you’re afraid of dogs?
Your tax dollars at work.
