That’s not cheese!
(angry European noises)
It’s as real as the stripper’s smile friend.
Do you really want to spend good cheese on strippers? Nothing against strippers but I’d rather keep the good stuff for myself.
Sex work is real work, they deserve real cheese.
Meanwhile, back in the hotel safe
Unfortunately they won’t get you very far, bring cheese curds
i was going to say, those girls know their cheese and this aint it. youre going to need some aged cheddar.
Damn straight. If you go to Wisconsin and try to pass off any of that Kraft, individually-wrapped, processed cheese product as actual cheese, you may just get your ass kicked. It’d be like trying to pass off the piss they drink in Wisconsin as beer to a German.
I think the joke is that he has singles in his wallet. Like $1s
I like my girls like my cheese.
Fat-free American singles onlyWhy would you be trying to pay with cheese? tf
It’s the law
Walkin’ in da club wit dat chedda
