Dude that author should be ashamed of themselves. How could you report on the topic and NOT provide a pic? Geesh.
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In my experience, finding a relevant image in an online article is a 50-50
A jaunty chapeau! Perched just so!
*Salmoned just so!
(perch are too freshwater for this trend)
She had style! She had flair! She was there…
That’s how she became- the Orca!
stylish
Makes sense. Fashion is cyclical.
Yeah, these young orcas today think they know it all. Always vandalizing yachts, and harassing the poor seals. I’m like just eat your food. Stop flinging it around.
This for some reason made me think of Anya Taylor Joy
She could definitely pull of the look…
It’s a sign. People are going to start planking again.
Only 80s orcas will understand it.
I’m almost certain orcas have near human level intelligence but because of their lack of suitable appendages, this is their only way to show it.
They are trying to talk to us and we are too stupid to listen.
“near human level intelligence” well, they are smarter then the average US citizen, that’s for sure. I prefer to wear a dead salmon as a hat a million times over voting for Trump. It’s the smarter choice. Orca’s are like dolphins:
They’re trying to show us the destruction we’re causing
Jailbreak from the factory farm. “Quick, no time to explain! Pretend you’re my hat!”
The Pixar film nobody asked for, but really needed.
'90’s fashion is making a comeback here too, but damn… Didn’t expect that to extend to the ocean
Its called fashion, look it up.
Fishion
It’s spelled “fission” and has nothing to do with salmon hats…
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You’ll change your tune when orcas develop infinitely renewable cold fusion, and salmon hats are the direct precursor to this discovery
Whale skibidi
Skibidy Salmon dum! dum! dum! yes! yes!
So it’s not just humans who are into the 80s…
Fashion is cyclical, as they say.
It’ll be the latest trend at the Orca’s this year.
Its not a phase mom
