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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Man arrested after forgetting his drunk live stream of failed bank heist

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Man arrested after forgetting his drunk live stream of failed bank heist

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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A man in Albania was arrested after allegedly breaking into a bank and knocking its front door down while streaming on TikTok.
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  • jpreston2005@lemmy.world
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    “But I was too drunk to remember doing it!” is an interesting defense. Maybe if he gets a good lawyer they can claim since he didn’t take anything, he may have just been drunkenly trying to do business with his bank, without realizing it was closed. Plead it down to drunk and disorderly with a destruction of private property instead of, ya know, trying robbing a bank.

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    “Guys, do I have a drinking problem?”

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      Not anymore unless he’s going to be drinking pruno.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      Its only a problem when you stop drinking

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    wtf is with this cookie opt out? Ive never seen them as egregious as this one. 1600 partners where the motherload of ‘legitimate interest’ are hidden on the third tab at the bottom, where you can only individually uncheck? Pass.

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    Interesting. Albania called for a ban that same day: https://www.euronews.com/next/2024/12/21/albania-to-ban-tiktok-for-one-year-blaming-it-for-inciting-youth-violence-and-bullying I’m wondering if it was before or after the attempted heist.

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      I’m gonna guess it wasn’t specifically related, on the sole basis that no government has ever moved that fast about anything, ever

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