Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.
Yeah… Those were good times.
Do they not fucking remember the whole Goya thing last time. He literally shot a commercial from the presidents desk.
Like we needed another reason not to buy tesla
How long till a President ends a speech with “smash that like and subscribe for 10% off RAID: Shadow Legends”?
He is already kind of doing it, just replace Raid Shadow Legends with Russia.
This is an insult to RAID shadow legends. They’re too high quality for this conman to hock them
Hock tuah, rite guise
In parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.
A used car salesman
The kind that doesn’t know shit about any car on the lot and just tries to pressure you into buying the most expensive car because it’s the most expensive, but was secretly totaled on a flood.
ON a flood?
At a buy-here-pay-here dealer that specializes in salvage title “luxury” cars.
Tesla is a close second at this point.
A car used salesman
He hasn’t got the charisma, the financial sense, or trustworthiness to become a used car salesman.
Yet here we are.
But he does have that lack of morality to at least try
gross
Gross indeed
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It’s Goya beans all over again
And I’ve been boycotting Goya ever since.
Same. Turns out they’re not much different from store brands anyhow
First thing I thought of too.
I’m not surprised. Didn’t Donald Trump used the Oval Office once to promote some… ketchup or sauce or something, and was paid for? I mean it denigrades the station of the office, but does he really care?
He literally sold the Resolute Desk to Goya for ad space.
This is after he did a Mcdonalds/Dominos ad when he had them cater the NCAA basketball champions’ dinner at the White House.
It’s what he does.
Yes I think this one was the one I saw. It was… Sigh. Disappointing?
Goya beans
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Elon with his child shield again
Protecting them kneecaps
“The thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself, when they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families.”
It really pains us, we’ll have to kill your wives and children too It’s purely business, we just cannot have them avengin’ you
Rip Trevor moore
Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.
Seeing musk, trump and a Tesla in a single shot just makes that toxic association so much stronger. I don’t think this is going to play out like they hope.
Plus, you know the boycott is working, talk about desperate.
Searching on Google “how to sell my tesla” or “how to sell my tesla stock” hurts their shares. Scheduling a test drive and not showing up wastes their time and resources :)
Well if I’m gonna schedule a test drive i may as well test the hell out of it, no?
Read those waivers and see how much you can get away with 😈 “oops, I lost control and scratched the shit out of the side”
I like the cut of your jib!
I see Elon brought his body armor.
He still doesn’t wear a helmet, so…
Rita repulsa zaps Orange Turidno. Laughs. Turdo goes Biggly.
The Dipshit starts flailing arms around, slapping multiple children as armor.
Power Rangers theme starts playing.
President Musk told his employee to do a photoshoot.
This story makes no sense any other way.
He told his orange clown to dance in front of the camera
this whole gambit was actually a 4d chess move by elon to brainwash righties into buying EVs therefore solving climate change and bringing about global communism. I never should have doubted you, sir
Next he’ll do the trick where he slams his dick into the car door
So the deep south yeehaw redneck GOP are supposed to buy EVs now?
I think some brains are about to explode…
