these estimates are going to change a billions of times and humans are probably not going to be there for the most of it.
Oh no! I have concert tickets that day…
Pack your bags.
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Because the researchers were at it anyway, they also calculated how long it takes for the moon and a human to evaporate via Hawking-like radiation. That’s 10^90 years.
Aw shit, there goes my retirement plans
Do you think you’d be able to save enough to retire by then?
idk, in this economy?
Well, it sure feels like forever.
“WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE”
I think I feel good about it.
Well, then I’m not paying my mortgage anymore.
Not me, I was only able to get 1033 year amortization on mine.
Nope, it only lets you go to year 2100.
It’ll probably be extended when we get 128 bit processors
Damn, just two days from retirement…
Damn. I better get my shit in order
Why bother when there is so little time left?
You’re right, let’s just call this one and start fresh with the next.
You guys got extra lives?!?!
Meow!
any chance we could move that to next week?
Please don’t, I haven’t played all the video games yet.
I think I’m getting close to finishing Outer Wilds. Please hold off until I’ve completed that game. Also Half Life 3.
Please. You have at least 10.1^78 hours unplayed in your Steam account.
You weren’t going to do that anyway.
You don’t know that!
Next week is inconvenient for me as my existential dread has flared up again. Can we try tomorrow?
On s Wednesday basically.
It’s the last time we will say “It’s Wednesday, my dudes!” and then finally be at peace.
fuck fuck shit fuck
Now I gotta rearrange my Google Calendar … again!
In all seriousness I wonder if GCal could schedule something this far in the future…
It requires 10^3 clicks