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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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BRITISH Airways crew were mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon — and got no sleep owing to moans and groans from a 24-hour orgy. Staff who tried to kip in bondage-themed beds were unable to work th…
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  • dan@upvote.au
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    Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

    I’m surprised that two hotels in the same area are allowed to have essentially the same name.

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      One is a hotel, while the other is a motel.

      • Lumisal@lemmy.world
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        The last one is a holiday inn

        • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Is this a test?

        • cjoll4@lemmy.world
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          If your flight attendant starts acting up, then you take her friend

    • njm1314@lemmy.world
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      I mean if you were in charge of that kind of thing wouldn’t you leave it this way on purpose just for the fun of it?

      • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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        Hennimooooooooore !!

    • froh42@lemmy.world
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      If you check out the motel’s web page, they even share the same building and email address.

      “Ooh, our normal rooms are overbooked, would you mind one of our sex themed rooms?”

      That’s the most simple explanation.

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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      Another user posted that they share the same building too lol

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    I just checked these on the map. If it’s the same one in the article they are the same building complex. It would be super easy to book the wrong one, it’s not like they’re across town from each other. They’re part of the same “storefront”.

    • froh42@lemmy.world
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      I found the Motel mo. om web site. It seems to belong to Mo. om hotels…

      The article stinks like a publicity stunt. And while the Motel is sex themed and has hourly rates, it looks nice.

      Go to https://www.motelmoom.com/

      Click on contatti

      Oooh, [email protected]

      It’s just a sex themed part of the hotel in less prude Italy.

    • lemsip@sh.itjust.works
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      We at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn…

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

    I mean, come on… It’s like they want people to end up there by accident.

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Honey it was awful. I’m so exhausted, I couldn’t sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    And they’re complaining?!

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      They’re British.

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        The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they’re on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.

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      If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    “Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the ‘cockpit’?”

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    I mean, who hasn’t accidentally been booked into a sex dungeon and kept awake by a 24-hour orgy?

    • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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      There’s nothing worse than a Tuesday.

  • Wazowski@lemmy.world
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    Why does this never happen to me?

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      "Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

      Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"

    • dan1101@lemmy.world
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      The likely reality is these aren’t attractive people you want to have sex with.

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    That article is everything what I expect from the sun…

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Fuckin’ hot, right?

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    Show of hands.

    Who here thinks this was actually an accident?

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  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works
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    The sun eh?

  • Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.world
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    There’s so many jokes here… where to start…

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      Tie them down first. That way you can get paid for the full session.

  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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    Sure they did

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      Yeah baby.wav

      • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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        Images you can hear lol

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    Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Whoa there stud.

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