• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 days ago

    Anybody else remember the Pequod’s vs QueeQueg’s coffee plotline in Deus Ex Invisible War, the sort of bastard step child sequel?

    I remember originally thinking it was way, way too on the nose, so as to be just actually goofy writing.

    Welp, I used to think the same about Idiocracy, and reality seems hell bent on lowering its writing standards.

    Christ.

    Seattle’s Best Coffee, Seattle Strong Coffee, Seattle’s Most Social Isolated Coffee…

    All Goddamned Nestle!

    To the tone, cadence, and intensity of:

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=bifOI4MbHVU