asudox@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoLemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?message-squaremessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down17
arrow-up1133arrow-down1message-squareLemmings, why did you decide to never confess to someone that you liked so much?asudox@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoWhere are all the bi folk when you need 'em
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoThat’s so sweet, you named yourself after me!
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoSo, uhhhh… You forklift certified?
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoOh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are
minus-squareboringbisexual@lib.lgbtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoWell I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoTake all the time you need, I’ll be right here, ready to smooch
minus-squareboringbisexual@lib.lgbtlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoAlright, everybody form an orderly line…
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoAs orderly as the pallets you load? 🥰
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoWhile that’s ideal, yes, I’d settle for more lesbians. 😄
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoTwo people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don’t they
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 years agoLesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill’er. (My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it’s both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn’t help myself)
minus-squaremiss_brainfart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoTasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid
Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em
Sup
name checks out.
That’s so sweet, you named yourself after me!
♥️
So, uhhhh…
You forklift certified?
I am actually lol.
Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are
Well I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…
Take all the time you need, I’ll be right here, ready to smooch
SPLOOSH
Alright, everybody form an orderly line…
As orderly as the pallets you load? 🥰
While that’s ideal, yes, I’d settle for more lesbians. 😄
Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don’t they
Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill’er.
(My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it’s both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn’t help myself)
Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid