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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason

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Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a streaming service for some reason

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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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Chick-fil-A may be getting into the streaming wars.
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    Unless they have discovered a way to beam a chicken sandwich over the airwaves, through my TV and into my mouth this seems like the most pointless thing ever.

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      Nothing says “family fun” quite so well as content provided by homophobic chicken sandwich dealers.

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        I’d rather support Los Pollos Hermanos.

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          At least they have the decency to keep their shit behind closed doors.

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      Can’t I’m pretty certain Wonka still has the patent.

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      This is what Edward Enigma was doing, but general brainwashing instead.

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      If they beamed the sandwich, you’d still get the diarrhea. So just discard this and check out the competition instead, maybe.

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        Yeah just go get ecoli at canes instead

        Or maybe hit Popeyes if you feel like getting shot 😂

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        If it goes by wonka physics where it needs to be shrunk down from like 10x size, you’d get such intense diarrhea you’d probably never walk again after shitting out your spine.

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