dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoFootball club falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic peniswww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1104arrow-down1external-linkFootball club falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic peniswww.bbc.comdantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoSometimes, after a party, an eagle carries it off into a nest somewhere.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoHe has to buy it back off the eagle. Eagle usually wants $22 but sometimes he can be talked down to $17.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-24 months agoHe took it home and washed it, now he can pee standing up again. Honestly, he likes having a detachable pp.
🎵 detachable penis
Sometimes, after a party, an eagle carries it off into a nest somewhere.
He has to buy it back off the eagle. Eagle usually wants $22 but sometimes he can be talked down to $17.
He took it home and washed it, now he can pee standing up again.
Honestly, he likes having a detachable pp.