Department of Obvious Grift and Extortion perhaps?

Department of Oligarchy, Graft, and Edgelords

Dumb Oligarch Gets Everything

Department Of Grifty Edgelords.

Die Of Gonorrhea, Elon

Doofus Operating Goverent Entity

Dicks Organising Gorvernment’s End

Don’t Overexplain, Greed Everywhere

Department of Government Extermination

Department of Government Extermination.

Dicks Out Government Enemies

Dicking Over God’s Exceptionals

Dicking Over Generally Everything

Donald Openly Gargles Erections

Don’t Oligarchs Get Everything?

Department of Gratuitous Elonery

Department of Government Enshittification

Dickish Orangutans Grifting Everyone

Destroying Our Goverment Entirely 👀