I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
I vote for whomever Francis had on mind (hopefully he discussed that before passing).
There’s little chance of getting someone as decent as him.
Yes he had one candidate, if I understand correctly: Luis Antonio Tagle. He has a vision of a church adjacent to the poor and the working population in general though he seems regressive on LGBTQ. But going by the sign of times, it’ll probably be Raymond Burke. I suppose Vance visited the Vatikan to pave his way.
Personally I concur Danny DeVito would totally be the man for the job. He would gonna get real weird with it and he certainly doesn’t diddle kids.
Donald Glover
I don’t know much about him, but he’s always seemed super cool. I’m down with a cool pope.
He didn’t get to be Spider-Man when it was age-appropriate and people were buzzing about the idea. I feel like Pope is a good consolation prize.
The guy who’s already two thirds pope. Popeye of course! Popeye for Popey!
Lol
John Oliver
Gilbert Gottfried
Deadmau5.
The tapes of some of these Catholic hymns are getting kinda worn- let’s get some fresh beats to liven things up. And a laser lightshow in St Peter’s Basilica would help appeal to the “hip youths” ensuring a continued Catholic hegemony for the next century.
Weird Al
Bernie Sanders. Christianity spun out of a Jewish apocalyptic sect, so why not, in some very small part, bring it back toward its roots?
Pope Ringo George
Bill Burr
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
Eckhart Tolle. I personally think he has a neurological disorder but he’d make life better.
Leaning towards Cardinal Pietro Parolin - Cardinal secretary of state.
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