Don’t send NATO there. NATO would be wiped out by the wildlife there. Then, nothing would stop the Aussie wildlife from taking over the world.

If I don’t stop it before the last second, the universe will blow up.

Mike, just cause you’re a shit parent who can’t talk to his kid, doesn’t mean you gotta make the rest of us suffer.

Do you mean no matter what? Like if your partner isn’t sleepy and wants to stay up, you’d get mad if they didn’t stay in bed? If it’s that…then…woah red flag.