There is something magical about an all-beef dog boiled in Colorado Kool-Aid.

Come on pope, they aren’t children, they are animals. Israel has been very clear on that point.

That thar is what makes em an exapert

I bet

“Oh no no this is Steve’s Mercedes he bought it from the same guy I got mine from.”

I’ll tell you what: I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker

You are not cold, hungry, or sick if you are dead.

Death, the greatest aid of all.