All fun and games until a piece of space junk knocks into the satellite and you accidentally cut through the Dutch sea wall.

I’ll let you know as soon as I do.

Of course he is.

Shocker!

If we want to eat today, then me. She’s a good cook but very slow. I used to work in restaurants so my chopping speed is orders of magnitude faster than hers.

Control, the horizon games and stardew valley.

Yeah, they don’t do that where I live. They get housed and fed by the government. The only people begging are Roma. And there are laws preventing people from approaching you so they have to settle for sitting on the street corner with signs.

Yes! Meow meow.

The most popular Reddit alternative is day drinking and screaming racist abuse at passers by on the street.

I’m on .world, and I’d happily throw all the billionaires into an industrial shredder.

Also half of all lemmings are transgender. No idea why.

It’s certainly less than optimal.

It’s the best place. Although tbh for the last few years, there’s been a lot of rain mixed into the snow, because the climate is fucked.

It is if you live on the coast. Boats will get you anywhere worth going to.

Ok where I live it’s :

Jan - snow and first sunrise of the year

Feb - snow

Mar - snow

April - snow

May - snow followed by two weeks of thaw, last sunset for 2 months and one week of spring

Jun - warm but no bugs

Jul - where has all my blood gone (mosquitoes and horsefly) sun starts setting again

Aug - same exsanguination issues as July

SEP - too cold for bugs lol

Oct - snow

Nov - Snow last sunrise of the year

Dec - snow

I live in arctic Scandinavia, the mosquitos will fucking exsanguinate your ass.

Everyone has fast internet in the Nordic countries, no matter how rural they live.

You want Norway, Sweden and Finland. You can get fast internett pretty much anywhere and a large portion of the countries are just forest. I actually met a guy in Troms who is the only year round resident of an island that has two ferries a week if you book ahead of time and he has fast internett, as well as a lovely vegetable garden and a plentiful supply of fish.

When you unplug them, they have a habit of lying prongs upward. Standing on one naked Lego feel like a shag carpet. and to be honest the fuse isn’t really necessary with modern wiring f type plugs don’t have fuses in them and I’ve never had a problem with wires melting or anything. and with older sockets, the little flap that blocks the earth hole tends to get stuck. Apart from that they are the best.

Ooh mind you don’t cut yourself on all that edge!