Same vibes:

Sadly not. The Taliban are one of the worst groups to ever exist; but I am, in this case, talking about Reform.

I don’t understand how an organisation can be so comically evil and still be polling higher than anyone else.

Oh.

I’m aware. The wording of the headline is funny, though.

Damn, this one’s oniony!

*skibidi

Hooray, I’m fashionable.

Oh, fuck. I really went onion-free with this one.

Yep! I have heard that the Romans had big feet, though.

Potayto Potahto

I hope the Satanic Temple can have some fun with this.

11.8 inches is about a foot.

Let me rephrase that…

How the fuck is this NotTheOnion‽‽‽

How the fuck isn’t this The Onion‽‽‽

Step 3: stop wasting our resources on running a glorified predictive text algorithm.

I think the point most people are trying to make is that the pollution should not exist in the first place, and also that carbon offsetting doesn’t work as advertised.

No shit