Tower, moving into refrigerator area

Hands, prepare for food extraction

Stomach stand by

Stomach stand by

Eyes show doors within range

Extending arm, prepare handle grasp

Handle secured

Contract arm for open

Door is opening

*alarm siren*

Unauthorized food ejection ALERT

Eyes reporting the raspberries fell out again

*launch expletives*

Stomach, stand by

All arms, hands defend against the animals

Emergency cleanup all hands

*launch expletives, threaten animals*

Head warning, open refrigerator door - repeat: Head warning

Stomach, stand by

*auxilliary cursing: ON*

Did she hit her head right before saying this?

It was Ted “totally a human” Cruz’s idea, but he couldn’t sell it.

Okay but they have a “head”? Head Trump Mememaker? Is that a cabinet position yet?

Other Trump allies have stuck by his side, suggesting he does not need the influencers who have capitalized on Epstein conspiracy theories to make money and earn viewers.

“He lent you his clout and voters,” Brenden Dilley, the head of a group of meme makers who have lent their support to Trump, wrote on X on Wednesday. “They don’t belong to you.”

“Head of a group of meme makers”? ??

TaF?

I think a lot of people specifically avoid reading news about it. They do not notice in their scrolling when google tucks an ad in there, though.

No.

Nooooooooo not all my pr0ns!!

So how much data would I lose when it dies?

Edit for those who didn’t read the smirk, yes 36Tb, as a way to point out what someone answered below: if you’re using a drive this big have your data recovery procedures on fleek.

Werd

It’s not like he raped a thirteen year old and got away with it.

I mean. Not exactly like that.

Yes

There are no font files – I wrote my own typesetting system, which supports combining multiple text styles and generates new glyph variants on the fly.

Gigachad

#internetisbeautiful

Show me “Not use Chrome”!

BZZZT

Japan Not Entirely Stupid Fucking Morons

ftfy

As opposed to the shorter term?

They already entered into legend. The 3310 laughs at death.