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It’s probably asked sarcastically because they know it would never happen.

You might like the [email protected] community.

Couldn’t have even changed the obnoxious thread title from when you stole this from reddit?

I just crossposted it from Lemmy and didn’t bother changing the title. I’m not the one who took it from Reddit so calm down.

Okay, I just looked and it was @[email protected] who originally posted it to Lemmy so they’re probably the one who “stole” the title from Reddit. Be mad at them.