Source: Midjourney V5
Prompt:
reimagine sad white classical Greek statues commuting in an old crowded bus, photo taken with sony a7s III,
Midjourney’s idea of crowded isn’t very crowded. 😄
It’s a cultural thing. The way I see it, there’s absolutely no space left, while some of my African friends would see no problems if 20 people were to get on board at the next stop.
Their facial expressions are all appropriate for riding on a bus.
This would be a great prank/flashmob, have people dress up like this, ideally with very stiff “clothing” that doesn’t show the movement, and just sit super still.
Some day worker just blankly walks in, headphones on, completely ignorant of everything around them, goes down the aisle, takes a seat and is completely unaware of anything.
This is me. Id be sitting next to mother fucking Plato and I wouldn’t notice til my periphreals (sp) noticed all the white about a few miles in.
Peripheral, fam.
Autocorrect was changing that word to something completely different or shitting the bed and puking letters out so I gave up at that point. No red line either but that has always failed me since Word introduced it way back when.
Don’t blink
Blink and you’re dead.
They should be painted garish colors to be historically accurate.
This is brilliant. If this isn’t original and new art then I don’t know what is.
There’s a Rob Liefield joke in here somewhere.
They’re all off to be incarcerated in the British Museum
Second from left is not greek but rathet McGillan from the Arkansas ranch
No no that’s Lemmy Kilmister in a toga.
My complaint is why is everyone sitting next to each other with 2 WHOLE OPEN ROWS.
Interesting that it mimicked a Sony specifically, wouldn’t have thought to ever put camera type in a prompt.
It filters out training samples which aren’t photographic, but I would have listed some other suitable cameras
Am I wrong or are there only men on this bus? What does that tell us?
Greeks (a.k.a the Hellens) were actually bearded ladies who reproduced through parthenongenesis, like dwarves.
Does that explain how small their dicks were, or we going to stick with the story that large ones (and those not covered by the prepuce) were considered rude and mockable?
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