Oh I can’t wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.
I understood that reference.
Ok, Elon will lay off the Epstein jokes for a little while.
And here I thought Trump and musk were no longer buddies.
This is probably Trump trying to get Musk to shut up about Epstein.
“Bro, let’s pretend like you hate me so people buy my cars again”
Remember when the Pentagon spent something like 600 million dollars in new accounting software to find the missing 400 million dollars? Something like that. I’m guessing this deal was made when they were still buddies and the Pentagon is just now getting around to it considering the speed of government is slower than constipated molasses. I’m also imagining someone just rubber stamping anything coming across their desk and this is how we got here. If there is any hope, Grok will be shoved into a corner doing nothing except earning dividends for that ketamine fueled moron and and fall in line with the Pentagon’s egregious wasteful spending that nobody in congress seems to care about.
I thought they broke up
I wonder if they’ll make it operational on August 29th
Is there something special about that date?
A Skynet funding bill is passed in the United States Congress, and the system goes online on August 4, 1997, removing human decisions from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn rapidly and eventually becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m., EDT, on August 29, 1997.
Terminator 2 reference
It becomes operational August 4 and self-aware on the 29th.
On the plus side, the first thing it’s gonna do is nuke Israel
oh no are you telling me that the breakup between fascist A and fascist B was just play theater?! who could have ever seen that coming omg… what a surprise this world is
Dude you can just fucking download open LLM models suited for particular tasks and get a semi competent team of programmers/IT/engineers to do whatever Grok does much better for a minute fraction of that cost. Talk about the department of government inefficiency.
They want to use mecha hitler without having to build mecha hitler
They went and built the torment nexus…
They can’t not use it!
Dept of Grift Engineering
And all the pentagons info is compromised…
that would be hilarious
Not really, too many lives at stake.
Why even work anymore? To pay taxes for this shit?
Sure. Why not put mechahitler in charge? May as fucking well.
No, no - It’s because it’s mechahitler that this contract is now in place.
Living outside the US I’m not sure if I should be glad or terrified by the Pentagon’s incompetence in these worrying times. Maybe I’m… I don’t know, 20% glad and 80% terrified? Sounds about right.
Why would you be glad?
You should be more terrified. And also more glad
What the fuck guys, who wished for ‘real life tony stark, lol’ on the cursed monkey paw!?!? GUYS?!?!
It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics
That’s why the news that Grok is racist is true. The US government will be even more systematically racist now.
