Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agoWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1196arrow-down110
arrow-up1186arrow-down1external-linkWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comHellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79arrow-down1·24 days agoSo by Republican logic that baby can vote
minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·edit-224 days agoNono, this baby can fuck (by republican logic)
minus-squareSusaga@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·23 days agoConsidering the guy leading the Republicans, I feel like they would say that about ALL babies.
minus-squareFlax@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·23 days agoThis is actually a genius question. Technically would that mean that a premature baby would have to wait an extra few months after their birthday?
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-222 days agoNope. Of course not. Your age is a function of your birthdate. you’re not a person before then. I know what I said.
So by Republican logic that baby can vote
Nono, this baby can fuck (by republican logic)
Considering the guy leading the Republicans, I feel like they would say that about ALL babies.
This is actually a genius question. Technically would that mean that a premature baby would have to wait an extra few months after their birthday?
Nope. Of course not. Your age is a function of your birthdate. you’re not a person before then.
I know what I said.