Hellfire103@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWorld's oldest baby is born in the United Statesnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1186arrow-down19
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minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 day agoBuying frozen babies, just as God intended.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoFrozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months. It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 hours agoYeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.
minus-squareThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·22 hours agoWould you prefer they not make this logical compromise between their faith and people’s needs?
Buying frozen babies, just as God intended.
Frozen can be fresher than “fresh” because it’s frozen at the optimal freshness rather than picked early and shipped, sitting on shelves for six months.
It’s also less expensive than using fresh babies for the blood sacrifice.
Yeah but you ever try to stab a frozen baby with a ritual knife? Such a pain.
Would you prefer they not make this logical compromise between their faith and people’s needs?
Whose needs?