Ill got first.
I felt a bit nauseous coming back from work one day last week so I went straight to bed without eating.
The next morning I was quite hungry and once I had driven to work I went to a Tesco Superstore with a hankering for a banana.
Cue stupidity. I went to the adjoining Costa to use the bathroom and quickly scanned for bananas, which they didn’t have so I bought an overpriced toastie instead.
A few days later I’m sat mind wandering and I think I was in Tesco with thousands of bananas but I just checked Costa. Sigh
yo mama.
also, i super drunkenly tried to clear up a mono-platonic girl-boy situation at a party two weeks ago. the next day i felt i had to apologise; so i did.
i’m medium old, so i should know better by now.
Good on you for apologizing. Not many people would, but it really is the best form of self-therapy.