According to videogame patent lawyer Kirk Sigmon, the USPTO granting Nintendo these latest patents isn’t just a moment of questionable legal theory. It’s an indictment of American patent law.
“Broadly, I don’t disagree with the many online complaints about these Nintendo patents,” said Sigmon, whose opinions do not represent those of his firm and clients. “They have been an embarrassing failure of the US patent system.”
Nintendo also owns the rights to platformers, racing games, and rpgs. Tough luck, that’s just how it is.
Don’t forget alarm clocks
NPC dialogs? Owned by Nintendo too.
Hey listen!
Did you pay for that parent use?