mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?message-squaremessage-square227fedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down123
arrow-up1167arrow-down1message-squareYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 年前message-square227fedilink
minus-squareJune@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead. 10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.
I’m shitting in the shower.
Aw! I’m shitting in the sink!
I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead.
10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.