• Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Obviously being remotely planted in your brain with radio waves to control your mind and actions, like voting for [OPPOSITE POLITICAL PARTY] or making you throb and drip for [OPPOSITE PREFERRED GENDER]. Wake up sheeple!!!11!

      • Mojojojo1993@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Canine be upgraded. I didn’t vote and I’m happily in a relationship.

        Can I get faster speeds. Maybe an upgrade to sight or faster walking speed