• Windex007@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    It involves golden tickets and the unsolved disappearances of a handful of children.

    Brutal, I know, but it’s the only way.

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      1 year ago

      I selfishly wish he had a son or daughter to carry on his legacy lol

      More generations deserve to know how good Valve is.

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        Son/daughter would be like “ugh, this is lame, I want to play real-world games with peoples’ lives. …like, corporate wars, or screw-the-smallguy.”

        Kids never handle the inheritance right, and passing on the experiences they need in order to do so is hard as fuck.

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      Yeah but whales are gonna get all the tickets. There’s no IRL Charlie luck magic.