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Squorlple@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

I am a surgeon!

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I am a surgeon!

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Squorlple@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • SuperDuper@lemmy.world
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    You’re off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.

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    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Hi Doctor Nick!

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Hi Doctor Nick!

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      Inflammable means flammable?? What a country!

  • genuineparts@feddit.de
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    Well… it wasn’t in the Chest area. Let’s get the Skull saw.

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    Some royals may die, but it is a risk I’m willing to take… ¯\(ツ)/¯

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    King of England: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU EVEN KNOW … ohhh … ohhh

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    Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

    • Squorlple@lemmy.worldOP
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      Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

      • Sunfoil@lemmy.world
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        Field Marshal Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the 14 realms, Lord of Mann, Master of the Arts, defender of the faith, Admiral of the Fleet, is what his friends call him.

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          Well actually they call him Old Sausage-Fingers but not to his face

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        Thank you

        King of Britain is ok too tho

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          Eh, we don’t really use Britain. UK is more inclusive

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            You say “we” but there are an awful, awful lot of people in NI who would disagree with you

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              Well certainly but the Brits tend to ignore that part of the UK - it’s a little uncomfortable so we just pretend that NI doesn’t exist

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              If UK is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, wouldn’t UK be inclusive of NI?

              As someone who is a UK national I did have to google this as I never remember the differences between GB / UK.

              Ahh, on rereading perhaps you’re talking about NI people who don’t want to be part of the UK!

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            So I should call it Britain so colonies are reminded they’re conquered by a foreign parasite.

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              Sweet joke, have you got any from after the 19th century?

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                Yeah it’s England

                • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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                  Are you suggesting Scotland isn’t a joke? Because I have a Glenrothes to tell you about

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    Joke’s on the surgeon - prostrate surgery is done through the penis with a laser.

    Source: I’ve had 3 prostrate surgeries.

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      For fun?

      • bluewing@lemm.ee
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        It ain’t never for fun. But it beats dying…

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    Well if he flatlines then you won’t ever have to worry about being nervous while performing surgery ever again.

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    Given his age it should be easy to find

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