We don’t even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

In MLB, the National League and American League didn’t have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It’s a song about banging a slave, but I didn’t know that as a kid.

May and June. I feel like there’s a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

Chunky bars. Kids like raisins in their chocolate, right?

Is he Mr. Burns exact double like Guy Incognito to Homer Simpson?

I like the way Nitup thinks.

The Wet Bandits

Dental plan

Dental plan

Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.

Just like we all predicted.

When there’s a breakfast table full of food but the protagonist is running late so they only take a bite of toast and then leaves.

We want Bama Vandy!

MAME is a good emulator for arcade emulation, particularly old arcade machines. It’s a lot easier than having a bunch of arcade cabinets, that’s for sure. It also emulates a large amount of old consoles and computers, including obscure stuff like the Game.com.

Ah wallet inspector

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

Yell at clouds

Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.

Just say no