I can finger my ass and jack off while holding my phone. Have a good day 😤
And still have a free hand to hold the tissues. Nice
For what? I like my cum to land on my chest so I can show my Grindr sluts. I said good day sir. 😤
I fucking LOL’d, keeping it classy Lemmy
Stats? 🎉
I like my men cute and emotionally attached, none of that one night stand horseshit. There’s glory holes and nasty cum covered adult video cinemas for that sort of thing.
So I’ll reply how I usually do; get to know me 🤷🏽
I’m relatively cute, but emotionally dead inside. 😩
I can fix you 🤤
I do enjoy watching a boy struggle. 😈
Then even further instead of just fingering you can gape
Just buy a VR headset. No need for extra limbs
Biblically accurate snow angels.
I can finally take on General Kenobi.
Beware, I heard he’s a bold one!
He still has the high ground tho
I can now finally solder things easier.
Drink my coffee while gaming.
Use Push to Talk a lot more while gaming.
Hold the ladder, brace, and hold a nail and hammer all at the same time.
Dang, now I really want an extra pair of arms.
Anyone up to date with prosthetic limb technology?
Think maybe I can glue em to my ribs or something?
Ooh, I like that last one
Omg, I can finally use my cane and carry more than one f*n thing at a time! Or - on a rough day - use my walker and carry my coffee without fear of a tiny bump into something spilling coffee everywhere! It’s the little things like that that I miss
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We’re giving out extra arms, but spine repair is off the table.
I got greedy! 😅
Try a lid?
I appreciate your suggestion, and because you did nothing wrong, I’ve deleted each snarky reply that came out by reflex.
If you have a brand that doesn’t leak, slosh, make my coffee taste like ass, or cost a shit ton of money, I’d take that suggestion far more seriously than
Try a lid?
Because, duh.
Just use a thermos.
I can try a different kind of thermos again, why not.
Thank you, kind internet stranger.
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ETA: That came out snarkier than I had intended. This is a problem that can be solved by buying new shit and risking it not working too. I’m just an idiot and an asshole. Sorry.
I have that one. It works decently. No handle but it’s not hard to grip on the outside. You can put it in a bag without spilling coffee.
If it closes well enough that it can go in a bag or pocket, the handle doesn’t matter as much. Thanks - since I don’t go to many stores and I block as many ads as possible, I may have never known it existed.
ETA: I appreciate the suggestion and link. Something for me to look into, since I kinda do deserve nice things.
It probably falls into the “costs a shit ton” but some people recommend the fellow carter mug. I’ve never tried it myself, but apparently ceramic-coated insides are best for not affecting the taste of coffee. I think I also saw some kind of ceramic-coated travel mug at Starbucks too? Can’t speak for how spill-proof either of those things are though
Yeah, I have one from Starbucks - it was a gift, and I don’t know if they are all like this one - but the lid has a tendency to slosh and seep. At least it doesn’t affect the flavor, tho! If I would just take half a cup, it would probably work - but then I have to go back more often.
I have a tendency to overlook the “shishi” brands (that cost more so you can have their logo? But what the hell, I don’t even want a logo!) (Lol - conspicuous consumption kinda irks me) and don’t have a ton to spend on expensive mugs one after another… but I guess I deserve nice things that let me live “normally,” so maybe I should spend a shit ton on a single mug finally.
Anyway, thank you! Ceramic insides seem to be on my list of must-haves.
Complain about how uncomfortable it is to lay on my side now
Twice the shoulders, double the sharp pain
Ah, general kenoby
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Feel strangely aroused, not sure why.
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I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Wait for someone to drop in and say “hello there” before terminating them.
Doc OC?
General Grievous
Carry my cat around all day without having to put her down to do anything. We’d both be so happy.
By being overqualified for handshakes and using that as a power move to establish dominance via awkwardness
First Gary in sales, then it’s time to take on Putin.
Don’t forget Trump, I’d be using all three remaining arms to shake him vigorously during the handshake. Diplomatically, of course.
Hmm…soft diplomacy or hard diplomacy?
Soft to start, but I reckon he’ll get harder the more vigorously I shake him. Who knows though, he may just jiggle around semi-limp like a just-came-2min-ago dick
I’d shake my own hand.
What’s stopping you from doing that right now?
A proper handshake requires right hand with right hand or left hand with left hand.
That’s what double neck guitars were invented for
We can do better than that. What about dual wielding guitars?
Guitar and bass combo
And the feelin’ comin’ from my bones
Says, “Find a home” 🎶
now i can super masturbate
Seriously. Four hands is enough to hold your cock, balls, phone and a tissue!
Masturbate, play with my ass, and scroll porno on my phone. All at once!
And the fourth arm?
Cheetos.
Balancing
With that username I totally believe you wish for nothing more.
