If I worked for animal control and some dipshit school administer asked be to come collect a human child from their school, they would receive the following with the minimum amount of tact needed to keep my job:

• “I don’t care that’s it’s a law – that law was written by morons. You’re a moron too.”
• Variations of “What the hell is wrong with you?”, “I don’t work for you”, and “Go fuck yourself”.

I’d like to think most of the people actually employed as animal control officers would respond the same way.