I love everything about this paragraph.
Griest told police he had fallen on the television and that his wife had tried to catch him but ended up getting a cut on her neck. When Griest fell, the television broke and he got a cut on his finger. Griest told officers that he called police because the incident was “going to turn into a domestic” as his wife’s drunk boyfriend was allegedly going to stop the house the following day to assault him, Hornberger wrote in the affidavit.
As a gamer, I was going to come in with an edgy “that’s what you get” joke, but with this added info… I’m doubling down on a “that’s what you get” joke.
“his wife’s drunk boyfriend”
This has to be satire.
Police charged Griest with misdemeanor counts of terroristic threats, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person, and related charges.
Wtf? Cops just slap terrorism charges on every chance they get, huh?
Don’t get me wrong, the guy is a piece of shit, but terrorism? That’s not what happened here and they know it!
“Terroristic threats” is a ridiculously common charge against school age children. Dozens of 10 year olds are charged with it every month in Texas
Based on an analysis of district juvenile justice referral data we received from Brownsville ISD, the district police made 3,102 student arrests over a period of roughly two and half years from May 2021 to November 2023. That’s 135 arrests per month in the school year. Fifty-nine percent of those arrests were for felony changes.
Of those arrests, 3.5 percent were for elementary school-aged children. From the beginning of the prior school year to November 3 this year, there have been 76 arrests of students 10 to 11 years old. Charges for terroristic threats accounted for 20 percent of those arrests. Most, 66 percent, were felony charges. There were no charges for aggravated assault for this age group.
Holy fuck! Fucking bastards! 🤬
first they made terrorism the biggest problem in the world, declared war on it, made tons of draconian laws against it… and then they changed what the word means.
btw, check out the Animal Enterprise Terrorism Act, which makes it “terrorism” to work at a job with livestock and then secretly film the abuse other people do to them.
in some states, that is “legally” terrorism.
(its illegally, but good luck appealing that when you’re in a guantanamo style blacksite somewhere, being force fed rectally)I’d call it Orwellian, but that’s more fucked up than anything Orwell ever imagined! 🤬
