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anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago

Jeff's magic money machine

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Jeff's magic money machine

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anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • andrewta@lemmy.world
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    Short time later your homes are in ruins and your broke from continuously fixing your houses.

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      I sincerely doubt that the maintenance bill for 100 houses is going to exceed a billion dollars any time in for foreseeable future.

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      Found the idle rent seeker, or worse, a bootlicker for idle rent seekers.

      There is a reason why capitalists and socialists both hate landlords, they are a relic of feudalism.

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        You sound like you need a warm cookie and a glass of milk

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            So when someone calls me a boot licker and other names I should smile and be happy? Good luck with that

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              If you don’t wanna be insulted, don’t simp for the oppressors. I’d insult you if you said “I love absolutist monarchy!”

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              You could always stop and wonder why they’re calling you a bootlicker, but most bootlickers are bootlickers because they lack the ability for introspection.

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          You sound like you need a peasant’s revolution

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      Nah, I guess tips will cover the repairs

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        Tips will cover the furnace or the shingles when they wear out?

        Damn those would be some nice tips.

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          Always be sure to leave a good tip to your landlord/landlady

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            I do, it’s called rent is 5x more expensive than it needs to be.

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              You need to add 20% to be a good person

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            What’s the difference between paying rent or leaving a tip (which is going to be used to cover expenses)?

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              Rent is fixed, tip is left for great service

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