• boonhet@lemm.ee
      2·
      11 个月前

      Hey now, boner pills aren’t useless!

      Could the same scientists have been working on cancer treatments? Maybe, but it’s not nearly as fun to test.

      • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
        2·
        11 个月前

        Gonna need to divert the entire US defense budget for two years to researching how to make my PP bigger.

        Vote for me for president and I’ll make it happen.

        • boonhet@lemm.ee
          1·
          11 个月前

          I’d certainly vote if I was a citizen. Let’s maybe see about that again in say 20 years?

          • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
            2·
            11 个月前

            Just commit voter fraud. All 7 of my supporters so far are from other countries. Seriously my PP is so smol I need the military budget to gain a centimeter