Echoes of late 2022 when Twitter abruptly fired thousands of people, then turned around days later and tried to rehire many of them. I’m sure it’s purely a coincidence that one person is closely tied to both incidents.
If only we could know who it is, things would be so much different.
It’s almost as this is done in a manner to distract from the hidden intention and doing it at Twitter was a test that confirmed its effectiveness. What a weird but definitely not happening possibility. Look over there! 👉 It’s a trans immigrant that wants your dogs and women’s gold medals!!
He fired the pandemic response team a few years before covid, because who needs that.
You could also mention the Tesla Supercharger team.
And you might also draw parallels that this seems more like spite or other personal whim, rather than motivated by the needs of the organization, or applied with any intelligence
Christ, what a bunch of dumb motherfuckers.
Malicious intent x Incompetency = whatever the fuck this is.
It’s an irrational number, that much I’m sure.
I wish it were just an imaginary number.
In any other democracy there would be heads rolling and people going to jail over this. But as usual your elected representatives with their thumbs up their asses
Well, time to renegotiate salary, isn’t it?
To go work for a fascistic dictatorship? No number is high enough.
Dude is this seriously all that’s happening over there? Like this is not just a bubble with jokes, it’s literally just all dumb shit bordering on satire?
Yep.
They are extending tax cuts for ultra-rich and corporations behind the clown show.
It’s scary and sad as fuck. We are in for dark days i feel.
I’ve been doing my best to stay present with my family and know how to protect them first. Next I’ll find ways to throw sand in the gears of this shit.
Do your best to not get caught up in the gears yourself.
We left satire long ago. I feel sorry for satirists, parodists, and other humorists who can’t keep up with reality
Looks like the majority of the storage facilities are in Red states. Even though some are near me, I feel like saying screw it, let them stay unmonitored and lets see what blows up. A blunder of that magnitude would shake up even the most die-hard MAGAt.
You sure? That whole maga bullshit sounds a lot like a ruzzian plot to destroy USA.
Really a lot. Exactly like that tbh.
What, you mean just because Trump is Putin’s lap dog? Or because Gabbard is now head of Intelligence?
At this point, isn’t it similar to asking whether it’s a parody? When reality is more twisted, how do you even write parody or Russian plot that is believable?
Is this the real point? Drive those Russian plotters out of a job by being worse than they can imagine? More extreme than would be believable from them?
They’d blame the others anyway, fascists always blame everyone else.
A blunder of that magnitude would shake up even the most die-hard MAGAt
you underestimate the power of the hatred that’s been carefully cultivated and spread by the right and far-right the last sixty years.
they simply won’t give a shit, even if their dick starts glowing green, as long as ‘they’ get it too.
Yeah you’re probably right. Reality is a foreign concept to these people.
Thank you for pointing out that there is the right and then there is the far-right too. Things aren’t as binary as many netizens seem to think. Shades. Of. Grey.
No blunder is big enough to shake up MAGA. Literally nothing will threaten their allegiance to their god-king.
Eh, I can think of some things that might, its just that incompetence isnt one of them. But like, if Trump suddenly came out as trans or something, that might shake them up a bit.
They’d just blame it on “the radical left” and usher in martial law and the great purge.
Oh that’d be nice, but you just know it’ll be "Damn Obama! Why did he blow up those nukes!’ without a single hint of self-reflection.
i’d be ghosting those mf’ers, too.
Considering they were betrayed by their country after years of patriotic service, you can probably find some of them in Beijing, and I don’t blame them.
“Trump administration wants to un-fire nuclear” oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck “safety workers” ah ok…
I disagree with the “ah ok” part
You didn’t let him finish. The oh fucks continue after an ellipsis of relief that it wasnt the literal worst case scenario.
Move fast and break things. What could possibly go wrong?
Maybe running a government isn’t like trying to start a start up with a 90% failure rate!
What a stupid piece of shit
I bet this dumb fuck pays for a terrorist attack to happen, so he can delcare marshal law. Then he gets unlimited powers, and won’t leave the white house. I’m absolutely sure of it. It’s ww2 all over again.
WW3 even.
I’ve heard WWIV is expected to be pretty lame in comparison. Something about shitty weapons in the future. So we’re really lucky to get to enjoy this one.
I’m kinda looking forward to that one. No more overpowered one-hit bullshit.
this dumb fuck pays for a terrorist attack to happen
bold of you to assume he’s actually going to pay for anything
Has anyone asked Marshal for a statement?
Just because this is a common enough mistake, I’m going to publicly correct you for the benefit of other people who might see this comment. I apologize.
It’s Martial Law. Not Marshall Law.
It’s Martial Law. Not Marshall Law.
Everyone knows it is Martian Law
Then the few people who don’t are very prolific commenters because it’s a mistake I see often.
Spread the word!
At the rate of aircraft accidents, it’s only a matter of a few weeks before a plane or helicopter crashes into a govt building or installation.
It has been like 2 days
I can’t express in words how fucking stupid Trump and his ilk are. I just cannot believe these dumb mother fuckers!
Fuck his stupid ass. Keep far far away from him
This seems like the type of job you could be patriotic about. Real patriotic, not fascist clown show. You have stuff with unmatched danger to millions of people for potentially centuries. This is real shit and this job might be among the most important on earth. (Or maybe it’s just my imagination since I have no idea what the reality is)
I’m proud of my job, yet all I’m doing is helping other employees generate more bits. If I help other employees do more with less, more quickly, do these clowns count it as waste?
