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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

U.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this year

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U.S. border officials have caught more people with eggs than fentanyl this year

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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U.S. President Donald Trump has made stopping fentanyl at both the northern and southern borders one of his administration's top priorities, but American law enforcement data shows that another commodity appears far more often in seizures: eggs.

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Also the capsules that are in Kinder Surprise eggs are great for smuggling drugs in your bum. A perfect circle.

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