schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1173arrow-down135file-text
arrow-up1138arrow-down1external-linkEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareit_depends_man@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·2 months agoAmericans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
minus-squareMichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoI can give a more creditable source. My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoYou heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoChrist. Has this ever happened before?!?!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoCutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.
Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
I can give a more creditable source.
My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!
Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.