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schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes

www.nytimes.com

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Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes

www.nytimes.com

schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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With costs high and supplies short, people are getting creative with Easter egg traditions.

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/20339770

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    Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.

    • MichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.world
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      I can give a more creditable source.

      My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.

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        You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!

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        Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!

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      Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

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      I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.

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