MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agoA Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"www.torquenews.comexternal-linkmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down17
arrow-up1477arrow-down1external-linkA Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"www.torquenews.comMrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up99·15 days agoHe had me in the first half, but holy shit. Anyone think he’ll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart?
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·15 days agoYou buy a thing, you end up being able to get $30k back If I wanted that stupid looking car, I’d be overjoyed too. Especially if I think I can return it again and get it even cheaper
minus-squareA_norny_mousse@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-214 days agoNarrator: “As it turned out, the glue had never been defective.”
He had me in the first half, but holy shit.
Anyone think he’ll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart?
You buy a thing, you end up being able to get $30k back
If I wanted that stupid looking car, I’d be overjoyed too. Especially if I think I can return it again and get it even cheaper
Narrator: “As it turned out, the glue had never been defective.”