My questions are conditional, so if 1 is no, no more questions, and so on.

1. Wanna fuck?
2. Round 2?
3. Round 3?

This is my personal fav of the answers so far (though you guys already have a sense of my taste lol)

Love Priyanka (aka Mark Suki)!

I genuinely don’t care for domestic animals. They’re fundamentally property and beneath humanity to me. I think we should care about animal welfare for environmental reasons and as a stewardship for any non-person entity.

I think most people buying a lottery ticket know that it’s a loss on average. I think people buy it for the experience and the dreams that it represents. From that perspective, I don’t think that it’s a scam for most people but rather just buying a slice of fantasy

If you also like online TCGs, try Wizard101

If you’d like a bullet hell combat system, try Spiral Knights (now F2P)

LOVE the Hopeless Romantic Society recently. Jahad has truly perfected the “man on the street” formula, gives grace to the interviewee, and has a punchy, hilarious editing style.

Sometimes, hypothetically, you post cringe. It’s ok, I post cringe sometimes too

I thought that babies were pooped out and that boys gave birth to boys and girls gave birth to girls, and I thought conception was sleeping in the same bed of a non-family member of the opposite sex. I eventually cleared up all my misconceptions, and thought it was low key unfair that women have to do both. I still feel that way tbh like why can’t we just share the physical burden somehow, but not much I can do about it

Imagine just straight up manifesting a baby

I was experimenting with clothing combinations and feeling myself. I walked into work and my friend eyed me up and down and said “I’m not gonna say anything.” That shady cunt!

Eventually I got him to give me constructive feedback lmaooo

Why can’t people stop being pedants and just answer in the spirit of OP’s question 😭

Anyway, I’d pick bubble tea I think. There’s a lot of variety and mileage I can get.

Popheads circle jerk, where it’s just my soapbox of shitty memes! 😍

How extensive are the varieties? I’m a big fan of lots of cheeses and I’m trying to have less animal products, but I’m only human

Dude you can talk shit about the Chinese govt without being racist