I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…

You know your JRPG’s.

In 2007, my big companies that i adored were: Bethesda, Bungie, Bioware and Rockstar. They’ve all gone the way of the dodo as far as I’m concerned nowadays.

“Nobody wants a Pink Vader…”

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.

You think Trev is related to the Meat Wizard?

Hey, don’t limit yourself! Females can be bros. I have a couple myself.

Sorry Simon, but the princess is in another castle.

I’m about to commit blasphemy:

Y’all can keep the Castlevania. I’ll take the rest.

“If you can’t stand the heat, go put your tiny balls in the freezer!”

-Catalina, GTA San Andreas

Also a big fan of C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Excuse ME?

I had to get a rental car for work earlier this month. It took 10 minutes of YouTube to figure out how to turn the goddamn parking break off. So convenient.

You’re calling out vendors at farmers markets as “finance bros” while simultaneously on a tangent defending Jeff fucking Bezos?! What color is the sky in your world…?

ton of automation and ‘convenience’ being sold is terribly thought out or makes life more complex than not having it.

People burning alive in Teslas because we don’t want those unsightly door handles comes to mind.

Can you explain the walking speed of a “newborn snail in Costco?” How many legs do newborn snails have…?