He said he was gonna cut the federal budget by ~30%, or roughly two trillion dollars. I saw an economist say that if you fired Every. Single. Govt. Employee it still wouldn’t save two trillion dollars. It’s just absolutely insane.

Sharpen up the 'tines, me hearties. The time is nigh.

To quote Al Swearengen: “I like that fucking darjeeling black. Oops.”

My favorite passage: “…”

The 1812 Overture to braille

None. After the vivisection that was the GTA remaster, stay the fuck away from older games. Please and thank you.

Gimme da cash!

Wouldn’t it be a bit more concerning if it exploded into smaller, yet complete satellites…? Exploding “into pieces” seems downright SOP to me.

And deprive myself of such… enlightening conversation? Perish the thought!

Wow, what an eloquent and persuasive argument. I’m convinced.

Removed by mod

Define “kid.”

The day after Nintendo sues Sony for “D-pad patent infringement”

Gonna go with the floor. It really ties the whole room together.

“Emergency. Induction. Port.”

Nintendo suing Harley Davidson for “two wheeled conveyance” patent infringement in 3… 2… 1…

One: breastplate stretcher.

Callback to my favorite system: the Sony Phvto£ann6

Are they playing The Floor Is Lava in a conference room…?

“I swallowed the knife…”

I’m sad nobody has mentioned Chrono Trigger…