Uncut. Fuck lawns. Back in 2020 or so I jokingly asked my housemate if he wanted a yard or an orchard when he was bringing in more fruit bushes, and we realized it was a serious question and the answer was resoundingly “orchard”.

And for the bait, still uncut. I’ve got the cock nature intended for me and I like it that way. Every once in a while I’ll get smacked or scraped in a way that makes the circumcised guys wince, but it doesn’t hurt me at all. Imagine wanting your most sensitive spot exposed to suffer for every scrape, lol

Nope. Maybe a real genius dog could notice you said boy instead of girl, but I don’t think they’d really understand the context well enough to get it like a human does.

Yeah, definitely. Women who love guys like that are more common than people think. I know a bunch. I married one. Stay upbeat and financially self-sufficient and you can find someone who’s right for you. The idea that you have to be a tough guy to get dates has evolved from a misconception to a fucking psyops.

By the way, as a bi guy, I have never considered a man “adorable” or “a sweetheart” unless I thought I’d enjoy dating him. I must presume that women are often the same way.

You might find something like that in the Wheel of Time books. It’s been a long time since I read them, but there’s a lot of very strong women in those books and only a few of them have a hard time being gentle and compassionate when the situation allows.