2 years ago I bought an electric mattress pad. My wife gave me a hard time about it at first, didn’t think we’d ever use it.

But wow. Nothing better than climbing into a preheated bed on a cold night. I always set it to high about 20 minutes before we actually go to bed, then turn it down to the lowest setting. When it’s cold out, every single time we get into bed, we both let out a sigh of comfort. Can’t recommend it enough.

It’s clearly white and gold to me. I showed my son and wife and they need to get their eyes checked because they both see blue and black. I could see my wife trolling me, my son too, but I asked him before I asked her, and he’s too young to have seen this the last time it came around.