“Law enforcement cannot do this alone,” Monaco said during a gathering in Washington of federal law enforcement officials, members of the 3D-printing industry and academia. “We need to engage software developers, technology experts and leaders in the 3-D-printing industry to identify solutions in this fight.”

Good luck with that, it’s basically impossible. The best they could hope to do is have commercial printing services watch for and refuse to print the devices. Anyone can look up the patent for a Glock switch and design and print one themselves. It can’t be blocked on the printer level because that would require the printer to be a lot smarter than they currently are, and any such blocking could be bypassed by building a printer from scratch (not easy, but totally doable).

Sonicare might be expensive but it leaves my teeth feeling cleaner. It’s like having that perfectly smooth clean feeling after a dentist visit every day. No way I’ll ever go back to manual scrubbing like some sort of troglodyte.

They’d love to do that, they really would, but they can’t go much lower and still have you pay the mortgage and upkeep for them

So you’re telling me that you can just press a few buttons and learn how to make a bomb? How are your landlords and bosses still alive?

Chegg is run by incompetent dumb fucks

Working from home for me is worth about $3,000 per year in gasoline alone.

Sometimes I’m guessing, but my guesses are more informed than yours and I’m only suggesting giving it a try because it will be faster than this argument we’re now having about it.

Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

Closer to kwest-chun

what are people going to do? go somewhere else?

Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options

Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.

Maybe they didn’t like the username?

Yes, I knew that. If I could remember which layer of which tree I’d be all set.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again

The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.

All I know is that my phone has cancer now

It matches my Stanley

The Amazon near me has a “Just Fuck Off” policy. They redecorated the old Toys R Us building a few years ago and then never bothered to open the store.