Damn, seeing you downvoted makes see how sadly opinionated Lemmy is.

Like if you live in a rural area, a firearm is a fantastic and common investment. In rural areas, emergency help is a while away or nonexistent. Animal Control isn’t gonna be there when your chickens are getting snatched by a raccoon or your pets are getting hunted by coyotes. Cops aren’t gonna show up in time if some methhead is bashing down your door.

Plus, with a firearm, you can hunt! Yay for the most ethically sound way of putting meat on your table!

Real, cows gotta learn!

I love to sing, how does one get better at singing?

Boy do I have a song for you!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ

Whalk Tuah polling place and vote!

This reads as a shitpost, but I’ll advise on the chance it isn’t and you’re in a crazy deadly situation.

Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the “E-meetings”, and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an “Interview” that goes well.

Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.

I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don’t know…

This

What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

Same third party “let’s get Republicans elected” vibe, two weeks before an election that decides if a Fascist gets elected.

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Advanced cybernetics. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

It’s saddening to see the slow slow progress of cybernetics.

The only thing any workingmam needs for any meal is a nice hot pasty.

Give me that and a drink or two, I shall die happy as my forebears before me.

Yeah, I know the word, just I’ve only ever heard it used by smug assholes with “guess what I almost said” expressions on their faces.

Lugubrious - because it means the opposite of how it sounds!

It’s fun to say, but is defined as sadness, which the word can’t evoke

I don’t understand, why is that your word?

Gormless is one of my favorites too. Shame it’s not used as much as it should be in general.

Yeah, that word means uncle-like, but it’s very much a word for a fun or chill uncle vibe.

Don’t you slander uncledom like that, you unavuncluar tranch!

Mfw AI is better at proving they’re a human than I am