A bang-maid is a woman who men reduce to those two functions.

It’s common in patriarchal, reactionary cultures like evangelical Christianity and other fundamentalist religions. See the “tradwife” fetish for more info.

But I was hoping you’d provide more examples of why women are disgusted by reactionaries!

I heard that they also hate being treated like bang-maids, too. Do you have any examples of why they should be fine with that situation?

Oh please keep going; you couldn’t have shown more of your whole ass, but I bet you’re not one to turn down a challenge.

You have no way of knowing, but it’s sidesplittingly funny for a man who is extremely vocal about restricting the rights of women to make their own informed healthcare decisions to then cry about how I’m being mean to men who do that.

Please continue, because it’s hilarious every time.

What would help men is to keep them from being reactionary dickheads: something you want to happen.

So I don’t think I’ll be taking advice from you, thanks!

LMAO!

Not being a mysogonystic asshole will kill some men?

Your fragility is showing. Is this the “personal responsibility” reactionaries are always crowing about?

Won’t people think of the poor reactionaries who need a woman to control to feel like a real man??

It’s not fair that women want a partner who thinks of them as a full human being who deserves to make her own decisions regarding her healthcare, cares about their community, and isn’t an antisocial piece of shit.

We are entitled to those women!! How dare they act with full autonomy right in our faces!!

You can’t even type correctly and other people are trash? You must have very low standards.

It’s pretty shocking, but I can fit 2 Ds in my mouth.

You do realize that the Onion is joking about something he actually, verifiably said?

Because he’s so shitty that even a parody of reactionary talking points can’t match the reality of how racist and vile they are?

So you’re the one who “ate the onion.” As usual, you’ve got it exactly backwards in the most hilarious way possible. God damn it’s funny how reactionaries always post a source that contradicts what they believe. Also, apparently satire has to be spelled out like a Ben Garrison cartoon for it to pierce the thick protective layer around their brains.

What do you think the joke was?

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