NeelixBiederman [he/him]

Edgy humor has a butt to the joke, and/or the joke is made due to someone’s misfortune, at their expense. It’s inherently problematic in the sense that there’s a risk of offense to those who have been victims of similar misfortune. The solution, of course, is to be funny enough that the humor overpowers the offense and/or doesn’t focus the humor on being mean to the victims

50m x 70m billboard

Oh good they found a new signifier for “Bernie Bros”

I have no mouth yet I must KISS

Dudes 'noc (it’s short for inoculate)

In the last ten years or so …

American fascist body count (including mass shootings, vehicle incidents): thousands

Antifascist body count: idk like 3?

FBI:

I heard some libs doing a sinophobia at all the DISGUSTING CHINESE CARP ruining the great lakes, as if Xi himself trained a flotilla of carp to destroy lake michigan

Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents

This is also how I am with customer rewards points.

“Hmm, I have enough to cover today’s slice of pizza, but if I save up, I’ll have enough for an entire pizza in five years”

But what about the shriveled flower of joy I get from shitting on their happiness

What the hell kinda exhaust pipe can be blocked with just a lil weenie?

I got a dollar that says this was originally made as a chud meme. Too many right-wing fear mongering conspiratorial bogeymen in one spot

Me except it’s “I DON’T WANNA WAIT… FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER” during any moment of silence

The doj:

Floating circular saws are bolsters now

Look at this amateur wasting keystrokes on dashes

Someone is having a sensible chuckle to themselves for sure