Whatever you think is a fair price. Double it. Then negotiate down.

Say you’re open to negotiate. If you’re firm about the price and add shit like “I know what I got” you won’t even get an offer because people will just assume you’re an asshole and won’t want to deal with you.

Post the price. “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it” holds true most of the time.

So what im hearing is never buy an LG TV. Got it.

You think so huh? ~pulls on frock coat~

Is that right? ~puts on tricorn hat~

I don’t think Ralph agrees. ~“You’re goddamn right I don’t! - Ralph the Parrot”~

How was he dressed? Was he asking for it?

I want one.

Beans and rice in 5 gallon food safe buckets.

Same with all staple foods. Flour, cornmeal, oil, salt, etc.

Boo.

I want an N64 controller for my PS5.

The problem is that corpses are big business. As horrible as that is.

You’re as likely to end up being a crash test dummy for some MIC bomb R&D as you are to be used by a medical student when you “give your body to science”

Gorram it I knew this post made me think of Firefly for some reason.

https://screenrant.com/firefly-swear-word-guide-gorram/

Frack. Dank Farrik. Sleemo. Kriff.

Here’s a dictionary of them. - https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Fictional_English_curse_words

Between $3 and $4 per pound for chicken breasts here.

Classic.

The ultimate defense against hacking is low tech storage. Tape is stable. As long as you keep magnets away from it.

Not even Elons Incels could get at that data.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

The Dark Tower series. All of them