[Laughs in interventionalism]

Also, graveyards are peaceful.

At least the next Superbowl halftime show is going to be interesting:

Woah. That is an amazing story. That’s an awesome teacher. It’s okay. Sometimes, pop helps introduce people to other genres. Growing up, I learned about some of the classics through sources as banal as elevator/hold music.

You take that back! “Lcad Mcć” slaps, and you know it.

Nooo! Not our private health insurance! Think of all of the stakeholders (not you -> patients).

Oooo. That’s even better. I wish I had thought of that.

Thanks. I hate it.

Maybe it’s just cheese flavored?

The fact that it was blurred in the photo probably means that it’s so classified that we may never know for sure.

Yeah, I thought that was a little explicit, too. Having said that, it’s also critical to know about one’s personal lubricant before use.

Yeah, at that point, it makes more sense to loan them to proxy-war allies.

As sure as Siouxsie Sioux was one of the OG goths, yeah.

It takes a crane for scritches, but it’s worth it just to see the butt wiggles. We did lose a couple of neighborhoods that way, though.

It really is the minimum standard for a civilization.

No, Muffin would never do that. It was Biscuit. She was a recue from Isla Nublar.

Maybe it’s like the pug of the dinosaur breeds? It’s deformed as a preference of the breeders.

Yes, officer, this post right here.

Yeah, this is the movie poster in which Fieri is played by Ron Perlman.

Subtext in a vintage ad? Next you’ll be telling me there’s sexism involved.