Thanks, Phineas and Ferb!

I apologize for my snarky remark, but I’m not playing this game with you.

I’ve fallen victim to trying to tap a screenshot of a share or download button quite a few times.

There are also very few people who take everything extremely literally, yet here you are.

“Put on your own oxygen mask before assisting others.”

There’s little to nothing I can do to fix world hunger, if I can’t feed myself.

That’s probably alright, just keep an eye out. Let her know about the crazy stuff before he eases her into it.

Also, it’s not the boyfriends fault. He was raised in it and doesn’t know better. Assuming he’s otherwise a good kid, talking shit on him will not help the cause.

The cup size SHOULD be the difference in inches between the circumference below the breast and circumference around the breast.

3" difference would be a C cup

5" would be DD.

Why they double up some letters and not others, I couldn’t tell you. 🤷🏻‍♂️

My ex used to sell underwear.

Yeah, but we reserve the word cult for the most dangerous ones.

You should ask your daughter about Scientology.

Does she explain it like it’s ridiculous, or credible?

You might want to show her that clip from South Park if she doesn’t realize it’s batshit crazy.

Teach her (don’t force her, that never works) before she falls in with a cult and you lose her forever.

I touched boobies.

I think you just invented the Metaverse.

I would say it’s better to not have an opinion than to have an uninformed opinion.

Like a kid who has a strong opinion on a food that they’ve never tried. How can you know you don’t like something if you never tried it? Sure.

You could look at the ingredients and if you don’t like anything that goes in it you can assume that you wouldn’t like the end product, but at least some thought went into at that point.

Happens to me sometimes too.

I’ve literally told a story of something that happened to me, just to have that person say that it happened to THEM and I’m just remembering the time they told me about it.

Or, maybe I just read about that happening. 🤔

Trust me bro, I heard it FIFTH HAND from the source!

Welcome to misinformation on the Internet!

If YOU don’t know, and someone is confident in their answer, you can’t possibly know if they know for sure or not.

And when someone else who DOES know disagrees, how do you know which one is lying? You don’t! You can only go by who SOUNDS more right, and that is often manipulated by what you wanted to believe before the conversation even started!

When I see “PPSSPP multiplayer,” I think of calling all the cats for snuggle time!

Not helpful, but it puts a smile on my face!

But I don’t think it paints anyone in an unfair light. Now, if they called them antisemitic, anti-Israel, or anti Jewish rioters, that would be painting them in an unfair negative light, but when you get a relatively neutral term even though you would prefer an edgier one, that’s not the journalists fault.

I would’ve rather been known as “Heroic defender of the marginalized and downtrodden”, but I guess I’m ok with just “Democrat” in the headlines.

I saw the source and thought the same thing. The link isn’t as bad as some I’ve seen, so I think the complainer was out of line in that specific instance, but some are worth pointing out.

In American News, white people “protest” and black people “loot and riot”. They could be doing the same thing, but that’s what we call it.

Favorites come and go with the seasons, but objectively, the one game that we have played more than anything in my house is Silver.

We’ve bought all the expansions and created our own variation of playing with ALL the cards.

Early 40s here. I read a lot, but never books.

I read online. I get information, jokes, funny stories and random bullshit.

I can’t imagine myself sitting down and reading a book in the near future. I don’t have the time, and if I did, there’s so many other things I could be doing for much more personal benefit.